I was out and about the other day, and saw a woman in her mid 20s with some wisdom stitched to the backside of her pants. I first became aware of "ass"vertising when my daughter started junior kindergarten. At pick-up one day, one of the mothers arrived with a pair of sweatpants on which said, "Juicy" across the posterior. Hmmm? Juicy? Did that mean that she had run out of TP, and was a bit unclean? Eventually, I learned that Juicy was a popular designer.
Fast forward about 8 years. My daughter, who is a gymnast, wanted to get some micro shorts, which said "gymnast" across the posterior. I asked if it really made sense to express her passion in life on her BUTT! She thought about it for a bit, and agreed. She, however, appears to be in the minority of people her age. Do these kids not find it a bit weird that people can't see what you're "ass"vertising when you're face-to-face with them? They'll only see it when you 'turn tail' and walk away! Pretty bad communication in my book...
So.. let's all make a vow to wear our hearts/thoughts on our sleeves, and NOT on the back of our pants. Bring back a classy America- just say "no" to "ass"vertising!
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